Quoted from one of my friend's blog:
Q: What's the chances of getting a girlfriend who is a:
-Singaporean
-Bout our age
-Pretty
-Smart
-Rich
-No attitude problems
-No criminal record
-Nice to you
-Loves you
-Can sing
-Tall( 1.70m and above)Ok. Now lets start evaluating. I'll use simple statistics to calculate this probability.Singaporean: 4million (about 50% girls)
Left: 2 MillionBout our age: 100,000 x 50%
Left: 50,000 girlsPretty: Let's take 10% of the girls
50,000 x 10%
Left: 5000 girlsSmart: Let's take 10% of the girls
5,000 x 10%
Left: 500 girlsRich: Let's take 50% of the girls
500 x 50%
Left:250 girlsNo attitude problem: Let's take 50% of the girls
250 x 50%
Left:125 girlsNo criminal record: Let's take 90%
125 x 90%
Left: 112.5 girls ~ 112 girlsNice to you: Let's take 50%
112 x 50%
Left: 56 girlsLoves you: Let's take 80%
56 x 80%
Left: 44.8 girls~ 44 girlsCan sing: Let's take 40 %
44 x 40%
Left: 17.6 girls ~ 17 girlsTall: 1.70m Let's take 5%
17 x 5%
Left: 0.85 girl~ 0 girlGUYS. JUST STOP DREAMING. THERE WILL BE NO SUCH GIRLS!=Pi found this super funny, LOL
tick tock; tick tock; tick tock; 8:23 PM.