*translated from the chinese newspapersi find this rather funny. enjoy (:CALL ME FIRST (:
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Aries
rash, regretful after doing sth, hot-headed, courageous, dare-to-love-and-hate.
Taurus
prudent, thrifty, hungry for wealth, trustworthy, able to endure hardships and stand hardwork
Gemini
gossipy, intelligent, crazy, humorous, talkative
Cancer
caring for others, love to eat, love your family, filial, always melancholy and moody,
Leo
confidence, show-off, anxious to keep up appearances (face-saving), got 'taste', bearing
Virgo
careful/attentive, hypercritical, love cleaniness, making a mountain out of a mole hill, jealous
Libra
vain, indecisive, lazy, fickle-minded, just
Scorpio
infatuated, act-cool, your charm, rational
Sagittarius
playful, blur, cute, dare to try, no-evil-motive
Capricorn
serious/solemn, calm/composed, tolerance, serious (in doing work), conservative
Aquaries
curious, studious/fond of learning, creativity, out of the ordinary/different from the norm, ability to create
Pisces
softhearted, sensitive, overlysensitive/suspicious, love to dream, be lost in various fancies and conjecturesim just going to let things happen on its ownand not think to much about itcos it's only going to kill too much of my brain cellsand whatever that is meant to happen, will happenif it's not meant to happen, it will just never happen...
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